Sensing a window of opportunity, the Vets stepped up the pace and with the “Piano Movers” securing good ball it wasn’t long before the next score. This time that mercurial centre Sir Ralph Knibbs broke through, pulled the defence one way and then passed inside to Steve Messam in support who scored under the posts. With Picko slotting the conversion the score-board was starting to tick over quite nicely at 12 – 0.  

Now if you had said to the hoards of spectators that these would be the last points Derby would score they would have gasped in disbelief but surprisingly that turned out to be the case. 

First a loose ball from a scrum that should have easily been cleared was pounced on by the Moderns pack leading to a try. They missed the conversion to leave the score at 12 – 5 to Derby. Moderns then began to up their game, pressing the Vets 22 metre line. Having been awarded a penalty and opting to run, Dave Pickering put a massive hit on the Moderns pivot leading to the ball being knocked on and Derby clearing their lines.  

At last half time arrived and the Vets, having lost their way a little, decided that it was important to start the second half with an increase in tempo. As the second half rolled on it became more and more like a game of chess with both sides attacking and counter-attacking, cancelling each other out in the process.  

We then saw another mix up at the set piece scrum. With Andy Cripps picking up and going blind his pass was intercepted for a try. With the conversion missed the score was looking desperately close at 12 – 10, giving Derby the most slender of leads.  

Cometh the hour, cometh the man – or in Derby`s case, men! With the Vets in danger of losing this game they needed to rally and this they did playing the remainder of the match with a good degree of control and maturity. The “Piano Movers” began to get back on terms with their opposing forwards leading to some big tackles regardless of the hard ground.    

As the referee blew for full time this current Derby Vets had managed to do something their predecessors had never achieved by narrowly beating a very capable Moderns side.  

As the players and their families gathered afterwards, the champagne corks blew toasting a wonderful season. To a man every player had given their all, not for reward or recognition, not for the club or even in the name of rugby, but simply for the love and respect of each other.  

Carlsberg don’t do Vets rugby but if they did it would probably look something like this:- 

Squad: Max Allen, Paul McCartin, Trevor Lafferty, Glyn Castledine, Kevin Tomlinson, Tim Cole, Steve Messam, Mick Thomson, Dave Pickering, John Mabbitt, Bruce Benson, Ralph Knibbs, Martin Kent, Graham Darby, Phil Jepson, Eamon Walsh, Nigel Enright, Steve Boyd, Nick Tipping, Norm Collier, Felix Frixou, Graham Boyd, Andy Cripps, Kieron Murphy, Sean Eley, Keith Raynor, Kevin Allen, Richard Beevers, Rob Booth, Gordon Calvert, Pat Costello, Bob Cotton, Alf Doyle, Mike Grimmett, Adrian Wilson, Keith Mason-Moore, Chris Shoesmith 

Fan Club: Jessie Pickering, Aimee Jepson, George Castledine, Tom and Harriet Kent, Alex and Harvey Knibbs, George Messam, Tom and Liam Darby, Guy Walsh, Max and Lewis Raynor, Ella Allen……………..and last but not least the WAG’s 

Playing record - Played 28, Won 23, Lost 5 and still unbeaten in 2007!  

Match Report by a very proud Skipper  

Footnote: Well, what a season. If you had shown me the following figures last September I would have thought it impossible :- played 28, won 23, lost 5, points for 895, points against 294, tries scored 144. It is in fact the playing record of an exceptional squad made up of a group of talented and committed people. Most of us may now be the top-side of 40 years of age and our bodies may well be rebelling against the weekly punishment, but by god it feels good. 

It has, of course, been a massive collective effort and we should all be modestly proud of ourselves but there is one man who deserves a special mention. Your captain, Steve Messam, is truly an inspirational figure both on and off the pitch and we should rightly acknowledge the huge part he has played in our success this season. For me personally it has been an honour to have acted as his right-hand man and it has been an extremely enjoyable experience. Thank-you all for the unanimous vote of confidence for next season – what an endorsement! 

This was the third meeting of these two teams this season. With Derby having won comfortably on the two previous occasions they travelled down the A38 with confidence but at the same time wary of a backlash. No doubt Burton would want to make amends being one of the better Vets outfits around these parts. 

Something didn`t quite feel right though - the pre-match atmosphere was just too relaxed. Maybe it was a combination of the unseasonably warm weather, the rock-hard pitch and the fast approaching end to the season. Whatever it was Derby did not play to their strengths and were looking to play some kind of extended “sevens” from anywhere on the pitch. 

Although this plan, if you can call it a plan, worked at times it also backfired on them to the extent that it gifted Burton three tries. Dave Pickering danced over for the opening try soon to be followed by the speedsters Collier and Boyd. In-between these scores however, were the three for Burton. Loose play gave them opportunities to kick downfield and gather up the loose, bouncing ball for the first two and poor defence gave them the third, although everyman and his dog, except the referee, saw the Derby defender pull backed as he tried to pick up the ball. Half-time came at 19-19 and it was time for some harsh words and a breather. 

Wise words from the skipper and the other old-stagers and a plan was hatched to knock off the win – keep it tight, play it safe and take your chances.  

Although not going quite to plan it was a much-improved performance. Three further tries were scored – a powerhouse two-yarder from Big Boy Walsh, a sniffers score from Tim Cole, as ever in support of his mid-field and a tremendous solo effort from Baby Face Collier. The game ended with another gift for Burton after they had intercepted a bungled pass on their own 22.

These are always good games to play in – well done to Dave Brown and his mix of “abrasive” forwards and “silky” backs. A weird game though – it could have been lost but it should have been one-sided in Derby`s favour. Never mind – the impressive record rolls on – played 27 won 22 lost 5 and two games to go – Notts Moderns on the 28^th and the Vets tour to Limerick!

This weekend the Derby Vets travelled up the A6 to take on a very capable Bakewell side with a blend of youth and experience.

With the pitch located in an idyllic setting, basking in glorious sunshine the pre match talk was all about a celebration. Not celebrating an 80% winning ratio, not celebrating the fact that the Vets have come within a hairs breath of winning the league, but simply celebrating that even at 60 years of age we can still play rugby! 

And so for the first time this season Winston Messam happily handed over the captains arm band to Trevor Lafferty, with the simple instruction, ‘enjoy’! 

Trevor winning the toss elected to receive. The game was evenly balanced with Bakewell trying to move the ball wide and the Vets attempting to punch holes through the middle.  

Moments later the first casualty of the day. Following a crash ball the ‘real’ Martin Kent cut inside only to be met by a solid defence. The referee to his credit blew immediately leading to a groggy Mr Kent being replaced by John Mabbs.   

With both sides cancelling each other out the first half was in danger of ending scoreless, until a penalty was awarded just inside the Bakewell 22.  

With Derby caught napping Bakewell took a quick tap finding their young scrum half who carved the Vets defence wide open before scoring under the posts. With the conversion the score was 7 – 0. 

Perhaps this was the best thing that could have happened as the vets rallied following the kick off. First a penalty missed just wide from Mabbs before the ‘Death Star’ Eamon Walsh broke the game line passing to Judge Raynor for the opener.  

With the conversion missed the score was 7 – 5. At half time Bob Cotton came on for Felix, Andy Cripps swapped with Mr Collier allowing Norm to slot into the fullback position and with the forwards needing a steady hand on the tiller Gordon Calvert entered the fray.     

The half time talk was all about the need to get on top of the Bakewell forwards whilst balancing the need to cover across the park and defend a very youthful and strong Bakewell back line.      

The second half began with the ‘piano movers’ bossing their opposition up front allowing the Vets to enjoy both territory and possession. With Andy Cripps speed and accuracy of pass, Picko had just a few more seconds to work with.  

And so following a number of phases the ball did the work finding Sir Ralph out wide to crash over for the Vets second. With Mabbs missing the conversion (a bit of a theme developing here) the score was 7 – 10.

Derby sensing the tide had turned piled on the pressure from the re-start and with Bakewell starved of possession Tim Cole set the ball up just short of the try line only for Kev Tomo to drive over for Derby’s 3rd. Johnny Mabbs again missed the conversion (anyone picking up a theme here?) and so Derby had extended their lead 7 – 15.  

Then the Vets second casualty, Derbyshire finest whilst serving in the trenches received an accidental boot to the elbow. Loosing all sense of feeling down his ‘Micky Finn’ forearm, Glyn Castledine replaced Max Allen up front.  

The good news was that Martin Kent had rejoined the pitch having been spotted buying ice creams for the spectators? 

Bakewell to their credit mounted a superb counter attack leading to their second. Breaking an alarming number of tackles their number 6 scored a terrific solo try just in from the touch line. With runners on the line the Vets did enough to force the kick wide leaving the score 12 – 15. 

In the past the Vets have been guilty of letting a 3 point advantage slip but not this squad of seasoned campaigners. Remembering what the day was all about Norm Collier who has completely embraced the Vets philosophy since joining the ranks, turned in a brilliant individual effort out sprinting his opposite number to score just left of the posts. With Dave Pickering missing the conversion the score was 12 – 20.  

Along with experience comes an ability to close out games and so despite some late flurries by Bakewell the Vets rather fittingly finished with a surging run by their very own number 3.   

Although the referee had indicated the last phase of play, that Rugby purest that is Trevor Lafferty accelerated past 2 Bakewell players before taking it into a medley of forwards for the ball to be presented on a rock solid platform, allowing the Vets to kick into touch and win the game.  

As the players gathered to summarise the game Steve Messam on behalf of all the Vets took great pleasure in presenting Trevor with the Vets number 3 shirt.  

This reporter was once told by a very close friend that ‘wealth is not defined by the car you drive, the size or location of your house or the amount you have in your bank account. It is simply defined by your family and the friends you keep’.  

And so as the Vets gathered at Trevor’s gaff to celebrate his 60^th I can confirm that Trevor is one of the wealthiest men this side will ever have the pleasure of playing with! 

Final score Bakewell 12 – 20 Derby Vets  

Man of the Match ‘Ready as ever’ Trevor Lafferty! 

Missing several key players due to coaching duties and holiday commitments, the Vets welcomed Coalville 4ths to Haslams Lane. With the visitors boasting a combination of youth and experience this game promised to be an interesting and close encounter.   

Derby`s Vets welcomed back Gordon Calvert and Bob Cotton from long term injury as well as giving seasons debuts to Andy Ireland and Nathan Ritchie, of the development squad, and to Keith Mason-Moore, Derbyshire`s very own roving rugby mercenary. 

Electing to play on the first team pitch, purely based on the fact that it had more grass than the other pitches, Derby won the toss and opted to receive. With the pre-match talk centred around “letting the ball do the work”, the Vets quickly gathered from the kick off and moved the ball upfield.   

Following early pressure the Vets were awarded a penalty. Sensing the “piano movers” had the measure of their opponents, they elected for the scrum with Gordon Calvert touching down for a well-worked pushover try.  

Coalville to their credit were trying to make a fight of it, but Derby refused to let them have the ball, and with the crowd eager for more the skipper ran in a second try. Next it was Planet Eamonds turn, with Jupiter and Saturn well out of his gravitational field, he ran freely to open his account in the corner.  

Following the kick-off the ball was spread wide. With Eamond linking up with the backs, he chipped ahead and the chase was on. With the Coalville captain looking favourite to reach the ball first it seemed like a lost cause. However, their skipper fumbled allowing Eamon to grab the ball and with it his second try before leaving the field for a dose of oxygen. After the match the Coalville skipper denied taking his eye off the ball - it was the noise of thunder as the ground shook beneath him that had put him off!  

Norm Collier, starting his second game for the Vets at scrum half, was rampant with breaks both sides of the set piece – one of which resulted in a superb try.  

Half time saw Adrian Wilson, Trevor Lafferty and Andy Cripps coming on for the Vets, with Norm moving into the centre to allow Crippsy the scrum half duties. There looked to be plenty of attacking rugby left. There was also a guest appearance by ‘Sheriff’ who after the game was more than willing to don the “widows peak” hairstyle, supported by grey tints, in honour of the Vets.  

The second half started with one of the best tries of the season. The ball was gathered deep in the Vets half and with forwards and backs interlinking the ball was recycled a number of times until the ever present Tim Cole finished under the posts. 

Coalville never gave up and made good use of any ball that came their way with their winger, “Side Show Bob” gathering a loose ball before scorching the ground as he touched down under the posts.

With the sun at its zenith and the pitch side temperature reaching 102°C the Vets needed a water break after Norm had grabbed his second before having to leave the pitch with a nasty cut.  

A special mention here for Sir Ralph who as always orchestrated the midfield pulling off some sublime moves - some of which even made Andy Ireland look good. Jim`ll Fix-it couldn`t even manage that! 

And so the Vets left the pitch to bask in the welcome Easter sunshine relishing their seasons record of having played 25 and won 20! As the evening rolled on news broke of Derby`s Under 11’s and Under 12’s reaching Twickenham following success at that week-ends Gullivers tournament. Any club that can boast that level of success at opposite ends of the age range just has to be blessed!  

Steve Messam 1 try

Tim Cole 1 try

Gordon Calvert 1 try

Eamon Walsh 2 tries

Norm Collier 2 tries

Dave Pickering 4 conversions  

A raffle and auction helped raise funds for the forthcoming tour to Limerick and for Cancer Relief. The latter in memory of friend and former player Gary Armstrong whose life was tragically cut short earlier this season.

Thank-you to all who attended - it certainly appeared that a good time was had by all. The biggest thank-you however is reserved for Richard Beevers who put a huge effort into organising a tremendously successful evening – well done Richard. 

Finding themselves in the pool, Derby Vets attracted the attention of their long time rivals, Leicester Lions. Due to there being four teams playing at home the Vets elected for a 3 30pm kick off, which following late treatment to one of the colts was further delayed to 4 00pm. 

Equipped with miners lamps the game kicked off with the Vets trying to take the early initiative by not letting the visitors settle. It is a rare sight to see a Lions pack being driven backwards but thanks to their “piano movers”, who were being lead by “Derby’s Finest”, Max Allen, the foundations were being laid for a superb result.  

It was said by the watching crowd that this first half performance was as good as any seen, by any team, this season. With Derby`s new youngster, Norm Collier, making his debut at scrum half the Vets were always going to be moving forward at pace!

For the first score the ever-alert skipper pounced on a loose ball from a scrum before popping it up to Dave Pickering who went over from close range. Next up was Norm Collier who got himself on the score sheet after one of his typically mazy runs. Seconds later more tries from the human try-scoring machine, Graham Boyd – who with sleight of hand, duped his opposite number into buying the dummy and watching as he side-stepped his way over the try-line at the corner.  

With the Vets refusing to drop down a gear Nick Tipping and Graham ‘banger’ Darby both joined the attacking line to score tries. By now the back row had been fitted with Satellite Navigation, enabling them to figure out exactly where Norm was running - delighted with the support Norm duly crashed over for his second! 

Nick Tipping finished off the half with his second try as the Lions began to look like a beaten side – not surprising as the half-time score was 41-0! 

With Steve (Denim) Boyd, Felix (Fatima) Frixou, Adrian Wilson and Kevin Tomlinson subbing in for the second half, more tries were on the cards. 

Steve Boyd, not to be outdone by his considerably younger brother, balanced the family account with a well-worked try wide out on the right. If that wasn’t enough Planet Eamond, back to his old self, decided to get in on the act by bouncing a number of players away before going over - oxygen being duly administered afterwards! 

The Lions to there credit made a real fist of it in the second half finally securing enough ball to launch a number of credible attacks and finished the game with two well-worked tries and a conversion.   

A special mention here for Felix Frixou. Not satisfied with winning his first cap for Cyprus, it appears that he has now decided to try out for their Olympic squad too after picking up one of the corner flags and attempting to launch it like a javelin! Sadly, following confirmation from his opposite number that the distance was way short of the Olympic qualification standard, Felix has decided to concentrate on rugby and the forthcoming World Cup qualifier against Bulgaria!  

In conclusion this reporter has watched Derby`s Vets end up on the wrong side of a number of heavy defeats at the hands of Leicester Lions in the past few seasons, which obviously make this performance all the sweeter.

Dave Pickering 1 try & 4 conversions

Norm Collier 2 tries 

Nick Tipping 2 tries 

Graham Boyd 1 try

Graham Darby 1 try

Steve Boyd 1 try

Eamon Walsh 1 try  

Having already read George Dawes match report from the 4th. team perspective, I can promise you that there will not be an attempt to compete with his introduction to “Halliwells Film Guide”! We must congratulate George on his report – it was most complimentary towards the Vets efforts – perhaps he was still feeling groggy after the “personal” attention he had received during the game! 

Like the 4ths. the Vets too had been preparing in advance of this return fixture at a local health spa, Frixou Manor. It was here that Winston Messam and his troops hatched their game plan – Operation Duck Hunt! It was pointed out that the Vets had an average age of 43 compared to the 4ths. average age of approx. 28 whilst it was also highlighted that our squad oozed quality and experience. 

Now with everyone focused yet relaxed, the five steps to victory were discussed :- 

1. rush defence - be first to the tackle and arrive in numbers at the breakdown - close down their main weapon, the half-back pairing of Curly Johnson and Dancin` Dave.

2. ball retention - look after the ball in contact areas

3. sensible kicking out of hand - don’t give young legs the chance to run it back

4. innovation - make the rest up as you go along, use that quality and experience

5. enjoy - sadly days like these are far too few, enjoy every second 

The skipper used his lucky double-headed coin at the toss-up leaving the 4ths. facing a low lying sun and playing into an extremely strong wind. Within minutes they found themselves a try down. The Vets forwards produced good recycled ball that found its way very quickly to their midfield. Sir Ralph ran a sharp angle, took a short, popped pass and raced through to score under the posts. Jon Mabbitt converted and moments later banged over a penalty to make the score 10 – 0 inside ten minutes. 

As George rightly points out it was here that the Vets began to turn the screw. Solid defence with big hits and doubled-up tackling were the order of the day particularly from their rampaging back-row and seemingly possessed midfield. 

Having switched from left wing to right wing on the advice of his personal coaches, Graham Darby scored the try of the day. The forwards had steamed through on loose ball and in the middle of the action was Big Graham. He somehow wrestled the ball free and set off towards the try line leaving several defenders in his wake. 15 – 0. 

More pressure, more tackles and more tight play ensured the 4ths. were getting nowhere with the little possession they had. Mistakes were being made also as the Vets half-backs rained high balls down on their back three. As sure as night follows day a third try followed. After another intense phase of attacking play Mick Thomson crashed over from close range. Jon Mabbitt converted again to give the Vets a 22 – 0 half-time lead.

During the half-time interval the Vets discussed tactically what to expect in the second half as well as reminding themselves that they only had one of the two ducks required? Were the 4ths. ever going to join the party? The Vets were expecting a second half backlash but it just didn't quite materialise. With Dave Richards kicking for position and the 4ths lineout finally deciding to go with fast ball ‘off the top’ they started their fight back but no matter how hard they tried the Vets countered with defiant defence. 

The 4ths did however go close twice. Their hard working scrum-half, Scott Johnson, almost scored after charging down a kick on the Vets try-line but the excellent referee pulled play back for a previous offence. The 4ths ringer at tight-head actually claimed a try having crawled towards the try-line muttering something about momentum! Fortunately the referee was on hand again and was alert to the ruse. 

Now, there have been rumours of sour moments – sour grapes more like – c`mon boys, grow up! Big Eamon has been accused of using his knees in the rucks but was only following the first half lead of Master Bates. If requiring attention for having had “The Riverdance” performed on your back is a “ridiculous display” then I'm a monkeys uncle! Pots and kettles, people in glass houses etc etc. Thankfully this was all met with a reassuring wink and a smile confirming that the Vets were well on their way to catching that second duck! 

To the watching hoardes it must have seemed that the 4ths. resident scribe, Mr Dawes at 13, had surely done something to upset his team-mates as a series of hospital passes followed by big hits came his way. Ouch! 

The final fifteen minutes was all Vets but they just couldn't get over the try-line for a fourth try and a much deserved bonus point, the game ending at 22 – 3. No matter how the final league positions end up in the coming weeks, the two games between these two sides will be remembered as highlights of the season. So the Veterans say thank you to the 4ths for allowing this band of ageing warriors to experience once more the glory days. 

To their credit the 4ths. were respectful in defeat, recognising that the Vets had out-thought and out-fought them. To a man there were back-slaps and handshakes between all - well, nearly all!

As the champagne corks blew in the victors changing room, the skipper confirmed finally that the Vets had succeeded in bagging their second duck and had therefore won the freedom of that special club called ‘Veterans Rugby’. 

Following another weekend of cancelled rugby the Derby Vets returned to league duties and welcomed Belper 2nds to Derby Rugby Club the home of Haslams! 

The first half saw the Vets take their time getting into the game with a number of uncharacteristic errors. Although playing below par they still managed a try to settle their nerves. 

To their credit Belper fought back with some aggressive forward play leading to a well worked try under the posts. As the first half ended the Vets were faced with a Belper side that obviously fancied their chances with the scores level at 7 – 7. 

Probably the worst moment of the first half was yet another injury. This time it was Derby`s scrum half Andy Cripps. Dave Pickering came of the bench to ably step into the number 9 shirt. 

The half time talk centred around honesty, with the skipper asking for the Vets to step up to the mark, this they did. 

The second half was far more constructive with the “Piano Movers” getting on top of their opposition to create a solid platform for the backs to work their magic.  

Tries from Mick Thomson, Dave “twinkle toes” Pickering and Graham Boyd helped steady the tiller.  

With the game now into its final third, Planet Eamond came on for the games ‘power-play’ and following a number of galloping runs finished in the corner for Derby`s fifth and final try.  

With Jonny Mabbitt once again wearing his kicking boots, all five conversions were successful enabling him to leave the field with a 100% record.  

The Vets deserved this win even though it wasn`t too pretty. It was a very physical battle and perfect preparation for the League decider next week against Derby`s mighty 4th team. 

Scorers :- 2 tries Mick Thomson, 1 try Dave Pickering, Eamon Walsh, Graham Boyd -

Jon Mabbitt 5 cons. 

Derby Vets found themselves with a second home game of the season against Ripley as the visitors pitch has had a school extension built upon it – how inconvenient!  

With Captain Messam away training with the British Olympic Uphill Ski-ing team, his troops gathered for what he would surely have described as a potential “banana skin”! 

Ripley`s pack certainly had a solid, well-nourished look about it so it was reassuring to know that Derby could rely upon Derbyshire`s most feared prop, Max Allen, The Juggling Judge, Keith Raynor, and the two youngsters, “on-loan” Ben Harvie and “Clever” Trevor Lafferty in the front row. Couple these together with the engine room of Walsh and Wilson (Solicitors), and Derby had a very safe group of piano-movers. 

Even though the pitch was a muddy, sticky swamp, Derby endeavoured to move the ball about but to their surprise found themselves 5-0 down after some sloppy tackling let in the Ripley fly-half to score under the posts. One wondered what Winston Messam would have said to his team at this point……… 

Derby resolved to put this early setback behind them and their response was almost immediate. The try-scoring machine known as Graham Boyd finished off some good handling to go over in the corner. Kevin Tomlinson was on hand to score a second and before too long Boyd Junior went over again after a keenly contested kick and chase with his opposite number along the touch-line. 

At half-time changes were made. Planet Eamond was in need of oxygen and left the field to be replaced by Derby`s fourth flanker, Glyn Castledine. Spiderman Benson came on at full-back, minus his outfit and Derby`s latest international starlet, Felix Frixou, appeared on the wing. 

The Rhinos continued in their efforts to get back into the game but with little support for their tricky fly-half and their “abrasive” no.8, they didn`t really make any headway. 

The game was finished off in style with a well-deserved try for the hard working Tim Cole. Having collected the ball just inside the Ripley 22, he set off on a 75m run that zig-zagged its way, eventually, over the try-line! Jon Mabbitt kicked the third of three outrageous conversions as the whistle went for full-time. 

It hadn`t been scintillating rugby but under the circumstances it was a well earned victory, leaving this seasons current record standing at 16 wins out of 21 games! 

As a footnote to this match, it is worth recording that the Derby Vets players have been keeping exalted company of late. Their celebrated centre Ralph Knibbs, was recently named in Jeremy Guscott`s “Top Ten Centres” in an article penned for The Sunday Times. Lets hope that Mr.Guscott doesn`t discover that we have dragged poor old Mr.Knibbs down to our level! Sir Ralph, as he is affectionately known in these parts, is a class act both on and off the field so bask in that reflected glory boys!! 

Derby`s Vets should have been playing Ashfield Swans in a league encounter but this was cancelled as we believe they didn`t relish another 60 point/10 try stuffing! Little Jack Horner (Richard Lucas) stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum – well not quite a plum more an over-ripe banana as we were paired up in a pool game with the Rugby Players formally known as Old Baileans.  

The game itself was rather surreal with the seeds of doubt possibly being sown in the minds of the Derby Winning Machine on their arrival. Where once there was a replica of a lunar landscape there was now a new, smooth tarmac approach to the clubhouse. An internal inspection revealed further radical changes. The walls had been painted an adventurous yellow – remember Dell Boy`s Chinese Take-Away client? There were also a collection of armchairs and sofas – were DFS the new sponsors? This was all most unsettling. 

The Derby players took to the pitch for their pre-match warm-up in bright sunshine. So bright in fact that sunglasses were issued to negate the dazzling glare coming from the painfully white legs of their No. 12! 

On to the game and what a strange game it turned out to be - unnecessary mistakes, over-elaboration and far, far too much noise coming from the participating players. Save your breath boys for the effort of playing the game! What also hindered proceedings was the fact that the officious match day official seemed to think that he was dealing with an U11`s mini-rugby match! 

It wasn`t all bad. In amongst the mayhem Derby managed to score five tries. Boyd Junior made his customary visit to the score-sheet, Captain Fantastic rounded off a well-worked back-row extravaganza and Mick Thomson bagged a hat-trick which included the teams 100th try of the season! Are we still waiting for that promised jug from Mr.T? 

Matlock scored two tries of their own. The second of which has gone down in ice-skating history. Their full-back, having collected his own kick ahead, was left facing the renowned last-ditch tackler, Boyd Senior. Having replaced his boots with ice-skates at half-time the denim clad defender launched into a replay of Torvill and Deans famous Bolero! The try-scorer couldn`t believe his own eyes – neither could the rest of the Derby team. The Denim Kid is now affectionately known as Boydy on Ice! 

Anyone remember The Fantastics hit of 1971, Something Old, Something New? It sums up the afternoon nicely - Something Old (Choc Lomas), Something New (tarmac, paint, sofas), Something Borrowed (Clever Trevor Lafferty) and Something Blue (our performance – their shirts). 

Normal service was resumed however after leaving the pitch when the Vets at last knew that they were at Cromford Meadows and had not been playing at a new-fangled club – the showers were definitely upto there usual standards!! 

Onwards and upwards for Derby`s Vets. Having looked into my crystal ball (free with last months Rugby World) I confidently predict two victories in the forthcoming league matches against Belper`s 2nds and in the top of the table clash against their own 4th team. In fact, I am that confident about the latter of the two matches that I would be willing to wager the contents of Jon Mabbitt`s wallet on a 22-3 win for the Vets to give them the No.1 spot in the league! 

A glorious Saturday afternoon saw the Vets host a Burton side unbeaten in their last five matches. Derby with 14 regular players unavailable due to injury, holidays and international commitments were still able to field a strong side thanks to their strength in depth.  

Burton also struggling for players turned up with 12 men having lost two on the way! Due to the long-standing respect that both of these teams have for each other it was agreed that Derby would lone Adrian Wilson and Kevin Allen to the Burton cause in order to even things up. 

Martin Kent skippered the side in the absence of Winston Messam, and made his seasons debut on the back row alongside Glyn Winterbottom and Tim “one-round” Cole. 

The Vets started the stronger and were rewarded with a try inside the first two minutes. The Burton response was immediate with their players pressurising the Vets try line until a turnover and quick tap penalty lead to a second score for Derby. 

As the first half wore on and more Derby tries followed, Burton suffered three bad injuries. The first was diagnosed by as a broken thumb by the attendant St. Johns Ambulance crew. The second was a concussion after having collided with Planet Eamond and the third a badly twisted ankle, again thanks to one of Eamonds orbiting moons. At half time it was agreed that Little Eamond should leave the game as the development side on the adjacent pitch were getting rather nervous! 

The second half saw some great work from Tim Cole leading from the front and inspiring his fellow vets, whilst Johnny Mabbitt joined the line from deep taking any opportunity to run at the opposition.  

It is also encouraging to see the younger and more inexperienced players take advantage of these opportunities with Graham Darby developing into a natural winger – one for the future!  

Burton too had their moments with their back row working hard and gaining good turn over ball, but with few players out wide it was more a case of damage limitation.  

The game also had its funny moments. Trevor Lafferty, popping up in the wing position, spent ten yards trying to wrestle the ball off Martin Kent as the two-man maul made its way up the wing! Next up was the juggling judge Keith Raynor, half man half sea-lion, showing fine form in keeping the ball, two shin pads and a gum shield in the air all at the same time on his way to the tryline. 

Big thanks to the referee, our very own Kevin Tomlinson, for stepping in and officiating superbly.    

Highlight of the day, the ever-present Colin Luscombe, having scored his first try of the season on his Vets debut, decided to treat himself to a ‘jug’ - just what Vets rugby is all about! 

But the last word must go to Dave Rogers and his Burton players who did themselves and their club proud. Never once did they contemplate giving up, and with a full side available would have given this Derby Vets a run for their money. So big respect to the Burton lads, the Derby Vets love this fixture and look forward to the return match at Peel Croft later in the season.     

Next week the Vets await the return match against Sheffield Tigers, who without doubt will be looking to avenge their loss earlier in the season. Get your gloves out Tim! 

Scorers: Steve Boyd  2, Colin Luscombe, Tim Cole , Keith Raynor, Eamon Walsh, Ralph Knibbs, Martin Kent, John Mabbitt - plus 7 conversions. 

Industry and commerces finest travelled the short distance up the A38 to play a Derby Vets side starved of matches thanks to the recent wet spell.  

Once again the spirit of rugby was there for all to see when both Mike Grimmett and Adrian Wilson agreed to make up the University numbers by turning out for a side who could only muster 12 players. Perhaps a 2.15pm kick-off is a bit early for a student at the week-end!  

The skipper, with his usual pre match rhetoric ensured that all the players were in the right frame of mind as the Vets started well with the ball quickly shipped out wide to the right for Graham Boyd to score in the corner.  

As he touched down a sharp crack was heard and a whiff of smoke spotted from the nearby bushes! Graham emerged victorious but clutching at his hamstring. A couple of the Vets supporter’s investigated the area only to find evidence that suggested the 4^th. team had hired a hit man! Or was it Graham Darby having one of his fellow wingers “taken out” yet again? Competition for places is getting fierce ! 

From the kick off the ball was gathered and ran back with interest. By now the piano movers were beginning to dominate with Max Allen (Derbyshire’s finest), Baby Ben Harvie, Keith Raynor, Glyn Castledine, and Trevor “ready as ever” Lafferty beginning to cause all sorts of problems in the front five. They were ably supported by the dynamic back row of Mick Thomson, Tim (my bodies a temple) Cole and the Skipper Steve Messam. Tries were on the cards – and they soon followed.    

Moments later more sinister events saw Graham Boyd leave the field and Steve Messam forced to switch with Glyn Castledine into the second row after falling awkwardly from a tackle. Down to 14 men, the Vets chose not to recall one of their on-loan players, instead playing the remainder of the match at 14 a side. Within minutes the huge crowd began to mistake Derby`s rampaging replacement open-side for the great Peter Winterbottom! Whilst the skipper had to endure a coaching session from Trevor Lafferty of the kind that made the ref sound shy! Was it me, or did the referee like the sound of his own voice? 

Remaining totally focused the Vets continued to take advantage of their younger, fitter opponents with some clever interplay and quality passing. Big Andy Cripps ensured that his fly-half Picko had time on the ball to vary his options whilst once again Sir Ralph Knibbs and “the real” Martin Kent mixed it up in midfield. Not to be left out both Graham Darby and Jon Mabbitt got into the action wherever possible - further tries beckoned.  

As the game proceeded, “the juggling Judge”, Keith Raynor, also got in on the act. Having received a try-scoring pass, he decided to give a fine display of his circus skills before crossing the line.   

The day finished with the Vets gaining maximum bonus points and closing the gap on the 4^th. XV for the time being. A job well done but all the Vets knew they hadn’t really been tested and so they sought further competition in the bar.  

The night finished with the Vets once again the last to leave the Club House with Max Allen, that dedicated follower of fashion, commenting on Tim Cole`s third change of clothes during the evening. His suggestion that Tim resembled a pair of Laura Ashley curtains was straight out of the Trinny and Susannah book of insults.  

Highlights of the match - the skipper not knowing his left from his right (ask Tim Cole) and some awesome tackling from Graham “Hitman” Darby! 

The Vets look forward to hosting Burton Vets next Saturday.  

Try scorers: Andy Cripps, Graham Boyd, Mick Thomson (4), Martin Kent, Ralph Knibbs, Keith Raynor  

The troops were gathered on the muddied battlefield prior to “The Battle of Melton Mowbray”. 

Skipper Steve “Winston” Messam was addressing his battle-hardened warriors who were circled about him. 

“Just picture this lads. It is a beautiful summers day. You are sat in your deck chair on the patio, cold beer close at hand. Your mind begins to wander and you start to think of the season just gone. A fly buzzes by. Do you swat it there and then or do you let it annoy you by buzzing around your head for twenty minutes? Do you know what? I`m going to go and swat the bastard now…..C`mon!!!” 

There were some blank faces amongst his men but they nevertheless followed him onto the battlefield. They would have followed him anywhere. 

Lt. Col. M.A.Honeyghan-Kent

DRFC`s military historian 

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Match report  

This was the Vets first outing after the Christmas and New Year festivities and if they were already feeling the effects of too much Christmas pudding then how would they feel after tackling the “pork pies” of Melton Mowbray? 

Derby`s Vets were to take on Leicestershire`s Vets County Champions on what can be best described as an ideal day for finding a pub with a roaring fire! The weather was cold, wet and windy and they were to play on a pitch resembling a mudbath. Not ideal conditions for their usual fast and fluid style of play! 

The first half produced a lot of possession for the Vets and the game was played mainly in the opposition`s half. However, a combination of too much kicking and some rusty and over-anxious play kept the scoring opportunities down to a minimum. Two tries went begging as the final passes were uncharacteristically spilled. The one try that was scored was a rather scrappy affair with Graham Boyd eventually dropping on a loose ball over the Melton Mowbray tryline. With the conversion missed from out wide and a solitary penalty to the home team, the half-time score gave Derby a 5 – 3 lead. 

The second half was really a case of more of the same - scrappy play in crappy conditions. Slowly but surely Melton Mowbray were forcing their way back into the game with Derby spending more and more time in their own 22 defending their tryline. Derby`s Vets were digging deep and defending aggressively when winger Bruce “Spiderman” Benson had to leave the field having been “sparked out” whilst tackling his opposite number. It was suggested at the after-match press conference that team-mate, Graham Darby, had taken out a contract on Benson in order to get back on the pitch! Some of these guys are mad keen to play but surely they wouldn`t stoop to such depths - would they? 

Just as it looked like the home team would snatch a winning try in the dying minutes, Derby moved the ball upfield and wing Graham Boyd rounded the defence to score his second try and secure the win for Derby. With the conversion added the referee blew for full time – the best thing he had done all afternoon! 

A win is a win is a win, even it comes in an ugly but satisfying fashion! 

Final score : - Melton Mowbray Vets 3 Derby Vets 12 

With all the ‘mind games’ out of the way it was time for part one of this eagerly awaited league fixture. Both teams took the field with just one defeat in their league campaign so far, but with the 4ths. boasting a better offensive record they rightly started the game as favourites.  

Refusing to adhere to any pre match script the Vets started well dominating early possession with the ‘piano movers’ taking control, and chasing down anything that moved in the oppositions half, frustrating the 4ths. into a couple of penalties. Having missed the first Jon Mabbitt made no mistake slotting the second to give the Vets a three point lead.  

Slowly but surely the 4ths. began to get themselves back into the game with some clever interplay play orchestrated by fly half Dave Richards, which almost lead to a try, only for the final pass to be knocked on.  

Following a tackle on the Vets 22, the spilled ball was hacked on by the 4ths. scrum half who beat the covering defence to the touchdown. This unconverted try made the scoreline 8 – 3 to the 4ths.  

A second converted penalty gave the 4ths. a half time lead of 11 – 3. 

The half time talk was upbeat with the skipper trying to lift the weight of expectation that had surprisingly found itself firmly on the shoulders of the veteran warriors.  

With a couple of tactical changes the Vets began the second half in more buoyant mood, with Kevin Tomlinson making some in roads on the 4ths. fly half, whilst the arrival of Eamon Walsh started to redress the balance.  

First in the set piece and then in the loose the Vets began to get back on terms, leading to another chip and chase scenario won this time by prolific try scorer Graham Boyd. With the conversion missed the Vets found themselves 3 points adrift at 8 –11 but very much back in the hunt. 

Then came the chance to kill off the game. With 10 minutes left the Vets pressed the 4ths. try line, and with a four on two over lap out wide the call came to run a third phase. Sadly the ball was stripped and this crucial turn over allowed the 4ths. to steady the ship. As Matt Bates attempted to run the ball out from behind his own goal line he was met by a massive hit, which the referee deemed unlawful. The 4ths. cleared the line from the prevailing penalty, playing the remainder of the game in relative safety.  

As the final whistle blew the relief was clear on the faces of the 4th.team. They had worked hard, fought clever and deserved their win – just!  

The after match celebrations were enjoyed by all the players and following compliments from both sets of supporters the Vets, with an average age in the early 40`s, claimed a minor moral victory – but would rather have claimed the league points!  

A neutral would say this game confirms that Derby Rugby Club is in great shape when two sides at this level can put on a performance to rival the intensity of any 1st. team game. 

A veteran would say that with age comes experience, maturity and a confidence in each others ability that allows this unique group of players to acknowledge and respect the opposition’s performance. 

So the Vets say well done to the 4th.team and look forward to the return! 

Derby's Vets travelled down the M1 to the Notts/Leics border for yet another Pennant League encounter. It was a cold but sunny winters afternoon with the game taking place on a pitch that is described as having a bit of a slope to it – after a quick survey it was discovered that one corner was well below sea level whilst the opposite corner was well above! 

The game kicked off with Derby soon showing their superiority in all departments but also displaying a few nerves in what was a potential “banana skin” of a game.  

Graham Boyd was soon showing the crowd his full array of talents with a number of exciting forays into the East Leake half. A first try was scored when the opposition scrum half was “mugged” at the back of his own scrum by a seemingly possessed Kevin Tomlinson ably assisted by The Forklift. The ball was speedily recycled out to the waiting backs ending with Sir Ralph Knibbs going over. Jon Mabbitt added the extras by putting over the first in a series of testing conversions. 

East Leake came straight back at Derby with a series of attacks but were unable to make any ground after being rebuffed by a blanket of tackles. Big hits were going in with Dave Pickering, Trevor Lafferty, Mick Thomson and Steve Boyd leading the way. However, the text-book tackle of the day came from Sir Ralph who expertly wrestled to the ground the quick moving wardrobe that was wearing the East Leake no.15 shirt! 

Defence was quickly turned into attack with Kevin Tomlinson, after chasing a kick ahead, turning his man to give his fellow forwards the chance to give their backs quick, rucked ball. Jon Mabbitt cut inside before offloading to Mick Thomson who crashed over the line to score. 

Within minutes the East Leake line was under pressure again. An attempted clearance found its way into the waiting arms of Graham Boyd who scorched his way to the try line from 30m out. 

Derby's dominance was clear. East Leake`s attacks were being snuffed out by some excellent tackling, the “piano movers” were moving with ease any pianos they encountered and the back row of Messam, Murphy and Cole were all over the pitch like a rash! 

The first half ended with two tries in quick succession. From an excellent scrum inside the East Leake 22, the ball was moved swiftly through several pairs of hands creating the space for Phil Jepson to go over. Pretty soon after, Ralph Knibbs was gifted an interception which gave him an easy run in to the try line. 

During the half time interval, Sean Eley, the leader of Derby`s walking wounded, somehow blagged his way into the press box. He was concerned as to whether or not the low lying sun would impede Derby`s progress in the second half. “Which way is the sun moving, left or right?” On realising this wasn`t a trick question, the rudiments of the sun`s movements were explained to the red faced amateur astronomer. 

The second half kicked off with Derby now playing uphill and into the sun. Careful work and cooler heads had been called for at half time by Winston Messam – this instruction was duly applied. 

The referee was clearly feeling left out of the proceedings. Firstly he took a dive on the fringes of a ruck, getting no sympathy whatsoever, and secondly penalising himself for crossing with Mick Thomson! 

From several passages of continual play the ball found itself in the safe hands of Dave Pickering who put Phil Jepson into space. He in turn fed on to Graham Darby who was held up just inches short of the line. The ever alert Graham Boyd was on hand to pick up the loose ball and touch down. 

Fifteen minutes into the half there was a welcome return, after a lengthy lay off, for Planet Eamond. He thundered onto the pitch with what looked like a small moon in his orbit. On looking through young Eley`s telescope it was discovered that this was in fact Felix Frixou who was also entering the fray! 

At this point East Leake scored their only try of the game. Their centre collected a kick and proceeded to run through several attempted tackles to touch down. The foot had come off the pedal and it was to be firmly re-applied! 

Derby's “fourth flanker”, Glyn Castledine found himself with the ball in space. Like a giant magnet he was attracted to East Leake`s brickwall standing at full back. After rebounding a good 5m the ball was recycled to Kevin Tomlinson who unbelievably changed the habit of a lifetime and passed when in sight of the try line!! The hard working Felix Frixou was on hand as ever to take the try scoring pass. 

A lady in the large crowd was heard to ask “I wonder if they practice that in training?” 

A good display but not a vintage one! If Derby can win in this fashion while not quite firing on all cylinders then all bodes well for the remainder of the year. 

Man of the Match : - Kevin Tomlinson  

Handbag : - Sir Patrick Moore`s assistant – Sean Eley  

Following their emphatic victory against HMP Ranby the previous Saturday, Derby travelled to Sheffield Tigers with few of the current Vets able to recall a win against a very accomplished side.  

With changes in the centre, Picko for Sean Eley, sorry Ralph Knibbs, second row, Mick Thomson for Alf Doyle and on the wing, Boyd senior returning from the Paris fashion show and, making a guest appearance, Anton Lavery, from the World ‘hoist exhibition’. With the warm-up being lead by Felix Frixou a new concept of ‘stressing the joints’ before playing was introduced which resulted in the chief prosecutor taking notes! 

It was agreed from the start that the basics were key - ensuring a high level of ball retention together with first up tackles being made. This balanced with a fast tempo saw the Vets move the ball quickly. 

As always the ‘Piano movers’ set about their opposition, which lead to Derby’s opening try. A lovely break form the Fork Lift (AKA Kieron Murphy) finished off by Kevin Tomlinson following a brief altercation with the post. 

Derby sensing the opposition had not got out of the starting blocks piled on the pressure resulting in the ball spinning the length of the line allowing Bruce to touch down in the corner. Steve Messam and Martin Kent`s new bitch, ‘Jonny Mabbs’ ensured the score board kept ticking over with some lovely conversions from out wide.  

By now Derby began to take control with Nigel Enright finding Glyn Castledine regardless of the line out variation, and with Mick ‘twinkle toes’ Thomson opening the Tigers defence with a nifty inside/outside step further tries were on the cards.  

Nigel Enright increased the scoreline with a try following a joint charge down by Jon Mabbitt and the Skipper. Further pressure saw the Tigers frustration grow leading to a penalty converted once again by Mabbitt.  

With the score mounting and 15 minutes left to play of the first half, an altercation between Tim Cole and a couple of Tigers players resulted in the Referee taking action. Although the ref admitted that he hadn’t seen the entire incident he refused to consult the touch judge, ending with Tim “Knuckles” Cole being asked to leave the field for a well earned rest! 

Down to 14 men the Vets quickly rallied, deciding they needed to respond immediately, and up stepped the ‘piano movers’ to close down the opposition. This allowed Kieron Murphy time to look up and put in a box kick down his blind side. Not content with the kick he gave chase himself and niftily dribbled the ball along the ground before touching down over the tryline.   

The second half saw Andy Cripps come on with Kieron joining the back row and Felix joining the fray out on the wing.  

Sheffield also made changes and began to win more possession. With the pack lightened, the Vets found themselves defending in their own 22. It has to be said that Andy Cripps did exceptionally well with scrappy ball from the pack. Finally Sheffield ran in a well worked try with numbers out wide. With a missed conversion and time running out they started to run everything but stout defending kept their attacks at bay. 

Further substitutions saw Steve Boyd and Anton Lavery come on with Graham Boyd moving into the pack. By now most sides would be content to run the clock down, but not the Vets. The final 10 minutes were spent in and around the Tigers 22 and with minutes left Derby were denied a try with the final pass judged forward. With the last play of the game Derby spun the ball wide only to see a certain try knocked on.  

As always the Tigers were exceptional hosts and a good atmosphere was enjoyed by all in the club house. Derby look forward to the return match where I feel sure the Tigers will be looking to avenge their defeat.   

Man of the match: The Fork Lift  

Handbag: Tim Cole (But no one dare tell him !)  

Tensions were high for this top of the table clash between the mature and experienced Derby Veterans against the supremely fit yet naïve rugby brains of the prison side. 

A strong Derby side arrived at the prison to be signed in, frisked and finally allowed in ‘behind the wire’. Once entombed in the haven of the changing rooms, a new set of shirts were unveiled. A huge vote of thanks is in order for the numerous and generous sponsors – the opposition didn't know whether to play against us or read us! A quick straw poll voted us the smartest looking set of Vets to ever take the field! 

A pre-match pep talk, from captain Steve Messam, left the side in no doubt as to what was required. Having been turned over, and given the run-around by Ranby, earlier in the season it was clear that a different game plan was required. Having decided upon a forward dominated approach with close and direct midfield work, coupled with aggressive, pressurised defence, the wheels were set in motion. 

The boys did not disappoint and winger Graham ‘Smutmeister’ Darby quickly opened the score with a try – only to have to leave the field later with a twinge. 

More tries followed, including majestic dancing to the line by Mr Knibbs – to which some of the ‘brothers’ behind the wire were overheard to say “dat man cool”. Praise indeed, and when he danced across the Ranby 22 to put Spiderman Benson in at the corner, Sir Ralph’s god-like status was assured with the cheering in-mates. 

A superb passage of play led to an individual ‘try’ from our scrum half (name withheld to protect the guilty), unfortunately the ball was grounded over the five-metre scrum line instead of the try line and so the referee quite rightly failed to award any points. Richard Beevers, who had made a general nuisance of himself all afternoon as a replacement, did however award 5.8 for artistic merit. 

The metaphorical screws were tightened in the second half resulting in further tries from Nigel Enright, Captain Messam and Phil Jepson, ensuring a well deserved victory for the Vets. 

It must be said that any side needs a platform from which to build. Once again this began with Max Allen, Ben Harvie, Nigel Enright, Alf Doyle and Glyn Castledine - the ‘piano movers’ who dominated their opposite front five. This solid platform allowed the back row of Graham Boyd, Tim Cole and Steve Messam to ply their trade and dominate in both attack and defence. 

The threequarters stuck to their game plan throughout. Taking first phase ball up the middle and showing their full repertoire when presented with good second and third phase opportunities. They also shut out their younger and pacier opposite numbers. Only once did Billy Whizz, the Ranby danger man, break through to race away for the oppositions one score of the day. 

This victory must rank as one of the best ever for this current Vets side, who continue to deny their birth certificates by rolling back the years and enjoying every moment of the experience!! Ranby had gamely stuck at it but ultimately they didn't have any answers to the 500 years of playing experience that had confronted them! 

After an early release for good behaviour the lads adjourned to a local hostelry for beer, chips and sandwiches, and a confusing round of “The Name Game”. The round on Pop Groups was started by A for Animals, however it continued with Bear, Cat and Donkey!  The round on Gents Aftershaves was also very suspect with more than one made up name. Tired brains or devilish invention? 

Man of the match :-  Derby Vets Team 1 - 18  

Handbag :- The Fork Lift  

Derby Vets overcame a strong and spirited Belper XV to record their fifth straight league win 29-12. 

Derby’s strong organisation and team spirit were evident from the start.  Despite a crippling injury list, Derby fielded a squad of 18 and some 25 supporters many of whom were drawn from the ranks of the injured.  All for one! 

Neither side could settle in the first period with good defence and handling errors contributing to patternless play.  On the quarter Derby put together the game’s first quality move, progressing from their own half for speedy wing Graham Boyd to touch down in the corner.  The referee, who perhaps in hindsight should have visited a popular High Street optical store, erroneously disallowed the score. 

The Vets combined rugged forward play with expansive handling while Belper stuck to 10-man rugby.  Both styles were equally effective with four tries being shared by half time, Boyd Junior and Mick Thomson crossing the whitewash for the Vets.  The referee’s eyesight was questioned again for Belper’s opener, which resulted from a clear forward pass.  Belper managed the only conversion to shade proceedings 12-10.    

The second quarter had seen Dave Jepson replace the injured Dave Pickering and hard man Bruce Benson seeing off his opposite number in a 50-50 fly-hack incident.  The Belper winger was ultimately removed from the ground by ambulance in the company of Eamon Walsh’s bobble hat. Benson was removed from play at half-time, largely for his own safety. 

Derby now settled and took control of the game.  Belper’s occasional attacks were snuffed out effectively with the Vets trademark tackling to the fore.  Thomson, Ralph Knibbs, Kieron Murphy, Steve Messam and Martin Kent were all forceful but fair.  Andy Cripps was a pocket dynamo, punching holes through Belper’s forwards and freeing his willing backs in turn. 

Trevor Lafferty was the latest to benefit from the ref’s worsening myopia dotting down what became known as “the basketball try”.  Messam went over following mazy back play from Ralph Knibbs.  Knibbs himself completed the scoring when Murphy unselfishly shipped the ball wide in the 12th phase of play. Jonny Mabbitt added two conversions from his three attempts. 

The afternoon was completed with a convivial gathering in the Holly Bush with pints and pork pies aplenty.  One for all! 

The Vets continue to confound their birth certificates and move on confidently to next week’s top of the table clash at Her Majesty’s pleasure looking to avenge their only previous league defeat.

Derby Vets travelled the short distance down the A38 to industry and commerce’s future, at Derby University.  

After a mauling at the hands of our 4ths a week earlier the University boys had obviously had the tackle bags out and were hitting anything that moved, therefore proving difficult and frustrating opponents to break down in the first half.   

As always the ‘piano movers’ dominated up front allowing the Vets a lot of possession and territory, with Graham Boyd finishing off several phases of play to score Derby's first try.   

Continued pressure saw a penalty slotted by Dave Pickering to make the score 8 – 0.  

Moments later, the ‘piano movers’ steadied the scrum allowing Steve Messam to easily touch down with a push-over try. The half-time score 13 – 0. 

A frustrating half was compounded by the early loss of Prescott Booth to a knee injury. The half-time talk focused on the need to stop chasing big scores and to start choosing the right options.

The second half began with Andy Cripps replacing Kieron Murphy at scrum-half, with The Forklift being promoted to the back row. Further changes saw Steve Boyd on for Phil Jepson with Graham Darby coming on for the final 30 minutes. 

This was a much better performance with good ball handling and variation of play resulting in a procession of tries around the park. Bursting runs and frisky play from Glyn Castledine, Max Allen, Nigel Enright, Pat Costello and Kevin Tomlinson were ably matched by good work from Jon Mabbit, Ralph Knibbs and Dave ‘the swerve’ Pickering.  

The tries were sourced from Picko’s cross kick for Steve Boyd to chase touching down in the corner, and by the skipper who, with a firm hand on the tiller as he steadied the ship over the try-line touched down twice more for a deserved hat-trick. Both tries were a testament to the strong scrummaging of Derby`s front five!   

The highlight for all the Vets though was the sight of Martin Kent crossing the line for his 100^th try in DRFC colours. Not content with that landmark he has now decided to start again with a fine score under the posts for try no.101!   

Other outstanding play saw Graham Darby enter the game emphatically, having waited patiently for his chance. Graham opened his account with the Mother of all tackles on the University captain. Not content with this he then chose a lovely line to carve his way through only to be pulled back by the referee for an attempted trip from a University player. Should advantage have been played Graham would have surely finished under the posts.  

Talking of advantage being played, it was a pleasure to have such a competent referee in charge who allowed the game to shine in all its glory.  

As the game grew to a close I found myself counting the number of backs we had on the park, concerned that we were playing one to many players.  

It transpired that we had an outside outside centre. When asked what he was doing there as a prop, he simply smiled back and said ‘I'm waiting for the ball’! If anyone ever asks you what playing veterans rugby is all about you need look no further than Trevor Lafferty, who following the death of his father earlier in the week played with a smile on his face through out! 

Next Saturday the Vets travel to Belper. They should need no reminding that Belper will be asking a lot more questions of the Vets as they continue their season.  

Man of the Match :- Martin Kent  

Following last weekends rest and recovery, Derby Vets welcomed Melton Mowbray Vets to Haslams Lane.  

The Vets arrived in plenty of time, ensuring their preparations were spot on with Jonny Mabbit taking the squad through a very ambitious yet welcome warm up.  

With strength in depth Derby decided to rotate key positions with a view to selection for the up and coming league games.  

From the start Derby were not at the races, conceding an early try. The Vets rallied with a timely interception from Martin Kent who unselfishly offloaded the ball to Kevin Tomlinson who touched down under the posts to level the score.  

Then a blow for the visitors with one of their players pulling a hamstring meaning they were down to 14 men. It is good to see that sportsmanship is still very much alive as the Vets allowed the use of the inform Felix Frixou to make up the numbers.  

Derby also had injury problems with Gordon Calvert aggravating an old groin injury.  

They say the sign of a good and emerging side are those that win whilst playing below par, and that was the story of the first half with the scores level at 7 – 7.  

The second half saw Jon Mabbit replacing Dave Pickering in the 10 slot. With Felix now reinstated for Derby, Picko volunteered to balance the numbers up. Obviously with concerns over Dave’s ability and inside knowledge of the Vets system he was asked to play on the wing simply replacing Felix from the first half! 

Melton started much the better side and soon opened the gap with a soft try gifted from the line out. It has to be said that Melton dominated the line outs winning most of their own and much of Derby’s ball as well.  

Sadly as the game wore on frustration began to creep in from both sides mainly due to a lack of clarity from the referee. This lead to things boiling over, resulting in Steve Messam and Melton’s blind side being sin binned.   

It was then that Melton applied the killer blow. Following a scrum some 10 yards from Derby’s line they broke down the blind and with Rob Booth unable to get to the attacking player because the referee was in the way, they went over for another soft try.      

Finally with Derby now playing for pride they gave up on the line out and ran everything in the final 10 minutes resulting in a try for Felix Frixou under the posts. It was too little too late and as the ref blew the whistle Derby knew this was another game that should have been won.  

I have watched the Vets turn over sides that should have beaten them simply because the opposition have taken one look at them and thought ‘’we’ve won this already’’! 

This week the roles were reversed, Derby had won the game before taking the pitch with thoughts of last season’s game against Melton still very much alive.  

Take nothing away from Melton though, they fully deserved their win. They now move onto the Vets Cup where they play Leicester Lions and we wish them luck. As for Derby there is a strong belief that this will be a turning point in the season, and they look forward to playing Derby University in the League.