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17th Feb'07: Sleaford 07 - 18 Derby |
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The devils took to the road again to play
their nearest rivals for top spot in the pennant league, Sleaford. Despite the
caravan of the Ianson family jackknifing on the Mansfield by-pass and creating a
two vehicle tailback the journey only took an hour and fifteen minutes. Having
arrived in plenty of time the devils took the time to prepare for battle and
went through the smoothest warm up off the season. The hunger for victory was in
evidence in all members of the squad and this was to be proven with devils now
trade marked fifth or sixth opening minute score of the season. The kickoff was
taken and a maul formed, the formation of players moved swiftly up the pitch.
From the resulting scrum a Sleaford kick was charged down and scrum half ‘you
can call him Al Poyser’ touched down.
The hosts replied with a kick through that
bounced around and came to settle in the path of their winger; with a fly hack
on he managed to collect the ball and flop over the line to score.
With having had the best of the half Derby
took the advantage with a Wigley penalty from in front of the posts. But then
disaster struck, two yellow cards in the space of a minute just before the
halftime whistle was to mean 15 versus 13.
Halftime and only 8-7 up with two men in the
bin, the second half looked like it was going to be an uphill battle. However
the six man pack proved beyond question that Lincolnshire has no hills is in
fact very flat.
The first ten minutes saw the mighty dev’s
settle in their opponents half like a Romanian migrant looking for farming job.
Eventually the sundial moved round so our two missing players returned to the
ranks, this return to full capacity proved to be the catalyst for the second
try, all the pressure finally paying off with an overlap being created for wing
Alex Clarke to score to the right of the posts.
The travellers then slowed the game down and
defended, when necessary, in a firm controlled manner. A quickly taken lineout
was to provide the final score in the corner for Poyser’s second try of the
day.
Delight for the devils, 3 points in the bag
and their last away league fixture of the season was completed.
Today’s garage review is from Mr. Joe Mills of
Oakwood, Derby, he reported ‘Today we called in on the Total Service Station on
the A17 and A46 roundabout near Newark. To be found was an Aladdin’s cave with a
wide range of goods from wines, beers and spirits to your more traditional
sandwich’s and confectionery. To the rear this station had its very own seating
area to enjoy your meal of choice, this was adjacent to the delicatessen section
where you could pick your favourite hot snack. An impressive array of outdoor
goods were on show to cover every thinkable travelling, camping and walking
need.
Overall I think the name says everything and
this is a total station, I would rate this station on my pastry scale as
a cream horn and possibly declare it as the best I have ever visited in the
United Kingdom’.
Match Report by Jim Smith |
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10th Feb'07: Kesteven 2nd XV 00 - 32 Derby |
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Andy Ireland player/manager of
the Derby Development XV side was smiling again yesterday. After a week of
friendly jousting between the Kesteven and Derby website Online Forums the
Derby Devs went to Kesteven and again maintained their place at the top of the
Group 3 NLD Pennant League.
It's another great way to see
the true calibre of the Derby club as a whole as all the Senior sides are
enjoying success. The 1st XV are 2nd place in their league, the 2nd XV are
playing in the Midland Merit National divisions as are the Colts, whilst the
Devs and the 4th XV are both top of their leagues. The Vets only being denied a
top spot by their 4th XV counterparts. It’s a great measure of the move to the
new ground and clubhouse that Derby are producing some good results at all
Senior levels.
Much was said this week by the
Devs opposition and so it was with an air of determination that Derby traversed
Nottinghamshire to get to Kesteven.
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The
game wasn’t the prettiest of games with the Devs being camped in the
opposition half for the first twenty minutes and only the muddy ball and
some error in judgement prevented the Devs scoring several tries in this
time. However the deadlock was broken with a well won line out on the 5
metre and an 8 man drive saw Pountney ground the ball. 5-0.
The
next try scored by Wigley was a slick move down the backs with some good
slight of hand by the veteran warhorse to hold their backs in place and
enable him to slide through with all the ease of a mouse in a church
clock. Kesteven never left their own half and the turnaround saw much of
the same.
The Devs again had
plenty of possession with the ball not always going to where it should
but the constant grinding saw the floodgates open. The second half must
go to Dave Bussell and Andy Ireland. Bussell, flanker turned centre for
the day, ran in 3 magnificent tries and Ryan Milton added to this with
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Some great striking by Jim,
the munch, saw several balls won against the head and although this wasn’t the
prettiest or most exciting of games Derby proved that, although in the same
league as Kesteven, it must be time for them to move up.
Match Report by Andy
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20th Jan'07: Derby 17 - 00 Mellish |
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The Devs produced one of
the greatest performances by an English side in club rugby during this NLD
pennant group 3 league game.
After this performance it
would take a brave pundit to bet against the Devs to sweep all before them in
the final few games of this exciting league.
Andy Ireland,
player/manager, stepping in at ten scored two brilliant tries with Wigley being
allowed onto the park for the conversions but never mind.
Matt cornfield scored the
first try for the Devs with Derby needing a victory to send them six points
clear at the top of the table.
This was a well fought game
by both teams played on a pitch specially prepared in the week to give a
levelling type of effect on both teams, which appeared to work wonderfully well.
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There were all kinds of six
nations connotations to this game as potential internationals such as Smith,
Jameson, Cormack Leicester, Ackford, Budzynski and Sparkes all locked horns with
this strong set of Mellish forwards.
Wigley had the chance to
increase Derby's lead but missed a conversion, then Mellish opted for a scrum on
the hour when a simple penalty kick to get of the mark was on offer, "it was a
relatively easy kick" admitted the rueful Mellish No 10 afterwards. Collier was
denied a chance to score by the Mellish 12 outstretched arm just clipping his
legs from under him and falling with all the grace of a shot Thomsons gazelle
out on a Sunday afternoon stroll through the veldt.
A fine move down the backs
saw Dan ‘ I don’t like the corner’ Gadsby have to cut back inside to avoid cover
and release the ball for the second of player/manager Ireland’s two tries, his
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An injury to chopper Paylor
and later Gadsby saw the blooding of two fine and budding Under 21
internationals Scott and Ewan. Both showing some superb strength and pace on
several runs. Finely timed runs into the line by Fearn should be putting the
jitters up Jason Robinson two weeks before the start of the six nations. Salty
old dog at 8 McCartin may be looking for an inclusion but must be aware of the
young talent coming through.
Mellish threw everything
at Derby in a desperate last ten minutes but the Devs would not be denied their
day of rugby heaven. Player/manager Andy Ireland later said, in an interview,
‘that was a very important game for us. We hadn’t been looking at this league in
terms a trophy but now I would love to see the players win it’. Such has been
Irelands success that it is rumoured he is getting late night calls from certain
coaches asking how he does it and can he bottle it.
Match Report by Andy Ireland and
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25th Nov'06: West Bridgford 19 - 24 Derby |
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Derby
once again travelled to West Bridgford as they had done the month previously.
However, this time the Devils were much stronger, with the addition of some much
needed backs. The warm up was short and sharp (relatively) and the Devs began
the match in a very strong fashion, with an opening try courtesy of some great
forward’s mauling, and was finalised by Jim Smith diving gracefully beneath the
posts.
The match
resumed and the Devs maintained their structure, demonstrating some great
interplay between forwards and backs alike.
The line
out looked very slick, with Derby winning their own, and stealing a large
proportion of West Bridgford’s possession, with great jumping from both
Leicester and Ackford respectively. The Dev scrum was also the stronger,
shunting West Bridgford backward many times, prior to the ball put-in, due
solely to the weight of the pack alone. Mid way through the first half, Matt
Erwin suffered a blood injury and was forced off the pitch, but was duly
replaced by Dan Impey, and although Matt returned to help control West
Bridgford’s forwards, during the blood replacement, Impey provided a strong
presence.
More of
the game ensued, and after a line out within West Bridgford’s 22m area, a
rolling maul furnished the second try, provided by Stu Cormack.
Although
strongly in the lead, West Bridgford struck back, and managed to reclaim a try.
Once
again, Derby returned to the match and the forwards made good impact under the
guidance of scrum half, Alex Poyser, who had a stormer throughout.
As
aforementioned, the Devil backs were strengthened since the last visit to West
Bridgford, with the Infearno leading the charge at 10, and both of the Mad-dogs
in the centres, providing for some scintillating breaks and backs play. Although
he was playing with the delights of P Mad-dog, R Mad-dog was still a little
grumpy throughout the match – maybe next week he’ll be able to get an early
night before turning up on Saturday.
The wings
were looking strong with Muirhead making some nice breaks, and Gads playing well
with his usual style (watch this space). The second half saw the wings refreshed
by Thrass and Milton, and continued to attack and defend well, under the rear
guidance of Chopper Paylor at 15.
Enough of
the praise for the backs, because in reality, they saw no scores, as back in the
match, it was another try from a forward, Mark Poutney that increased the lead
(after some impact play from the backs, that saw him over the line, but another
forward try nonetheless).
Although
West Bridgford fought back, they could not contain the power of the Derby Devs,
which was sealed by The Buss, breaking from the back of a maul, to bosh two of
their players out of his path to allow the ball once more to reside under West
Bridgford’s posts.
In
summary, another fantastic win for the Devs, some great rugby played and a bonus
point for 4 tries – Good work.
Deeeeviiilllls Screeeeaaaammmmm!!!!!!!!
Match Report by Andy
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18th Nov'06: Derby 22 - 00 Amber Valley |
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We kicked off. We
scored after about 3 seconds, thus making it the quickest try in
history. Not sure who scored, but Tim Leicester was definitely guilty of
trying to score a try on my legs.
Referee decided to
have a chat with two players and the captains. Amber Valley managed to
effectively cheat their way through the next 35 minutes. Referee calls
two players and captains over to have another chat. Derby finally
managed to bundle their way over by good use of the blindside. Referee
blows for half-time.
Second half starts.
Referee calls two players, the captains, their significant others and
summons the spirit of JPR Williams to have a chat.
Derby score after
about 4 minutes. Amber Valley cheat their way throught the next 25 or so
minutes. Referee has a chat with some players, some spectators, a duck
and MC Hammer, who was evidently in trouble for telling the ref that "U
can't touch this".
Tim Leicester gets
on the scoresheet after another awesome break by the 8 colossus Archer.
Hutch probably nudged a kick or two. Ref blows final whistle after
having a final chat with two players, the captains, a stray dog and
something that represented the Hindenburg blimp.
Zoolander proves
beyond doubt that he's a bit "hmmmmmmm..." by making everyone stand out
in the cold to give a post-game debrief. That pretty much sums it up - a
good win for Derby 'Stompin' Mud Devils' but hardly a classic, tempered
by Valley's fairly negative tactics. In fact, take out 'cl' and 'ic',
and you've got it.
Much love to
everyone who played - sterling effort!
Match Report by
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11th Nov'06: Spalding Dev XV 05 - 25 Derby Dev XV |
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The sixteen chosen men of
Derby left the sunshine of and tranquility of Haslams and the Shire behind them
to travel east to play another development side in the shape of Spalding. Upon
on the long journey east towards Mordor the skies became increasingly darker and
darker until eventually some 2 hours later we had arrived at our destination.
With barely time to change
and no time for a warm up the referee was keen to start exactly on time would
the lack of preparation be a telling factor?
As the hosts kicked off and
failed to make the 10 meters, Infearno playing at 10 nudged a beautiful kick
into the corner from the resulting scrum the vital question was about to be
answered. The Spalding codes were broken the lineout stolen and the Derby pack
made base camp in the 22 and laid siege to the goal line. After a 10 minute
assault and one clear try being disallowed, the ball went through three pairs of
hands and Will Goring playing on the wing crashed over in the corner following
great work from player/manager Irish to keep the ball alive in contact.
More of the same was to
follow as again the Derby pack turned over opposition ball and a quick over head
pass saw flanker Ben Pearce race 22 meters and side step his way into the corner
for a 10-0 lead.
The now rampant Derby side
pushed the home side back to their own five meter line and forced through good
rucking a Spalding scrum. Before the scrum could be won and kicked out to end
the half, the pack drove and twisted the scrum backwards towards the goal line
the pill was left where the scrum had been, Captain Derek Zoolander reacted
three weeks before anybody else to pounce on the unattended ball an make the
score 15-0 at the break.
The second half was started
in the worst possible way, a missed placed kick was fielded by the home
developments sides very promising back three and some good strong direct lines
of running saw them drive forward. This resulted in a rare error, a dropped ball
by Derby to give a score to the hosts and reduce their arrears to ten points.
The game was on again, the
half time team talk was readdressed calling for more passion as in the first
half. This talk was to be a catalyst and brought the best spells from both Derby
backs and forwards. The backs showing some real flair with great hands and
superb lines of running and the forwards mauling the ball forward in a tight
controlled manner. However, no further score was to come until mid way through
the half when a maul was halted 10 meters from the Spalding line, Hooker Jim
Smith broke blind and went over the line to make the score four tries to one.
With the end looming Derby
had to defend well to stop the lively backs coming through.
On occasions the home side
found gaps only to be thwarted by Chopper Paylor at full back with some great
last ditch tackling. Before the final whistle was to be blown the sixteen men
rounded off their day in style. A big drive forward by prop for the day Mick
Mead saw the ball recycled and moved left and right, when the move had seemed to
have fizzled out a pass from scrum half Graham Finlay found hooker Smith who
sent a looping miss pass out to a forward disguised as a winger Goring who
outstripped his defenders and grounded the ball in the corner for his second
score of the day.
With nether side adding any
extra nudges the final score read 25-5. A well deserved away victory and bonus
point had ensued for Derby leaving them to enjoy the long journey back through
middle earth back to the shire as holders of top berth in the pennant league.
Match Report by Jim Smith |
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4th Nov'06: Derby 70 - 10 East Retford |
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It was a beautiful fresh
autumn day down at Haslams lane and the Devils were eager to build on their
excellent recent form. The day started with an excellent warm up session
provided by John Cartlidge, with 30 minutes remaining before kick off the Devils
returned to the dressing room for last minute preparations before the onslaught.
Then the referee (FRED ELLIOT) turned up to give the Devils a chapter of War and
Peace. Once the ref had left the room a few SQUEEZES were in order to motivate
the troops.
The Devils started with a
strong opening putting Retford under pressure from the off scoring 2 trys in
short succession with some blistering pace shown by Thrassivoulou and Tizard,
well done guys.
With the relentless
bombardment off the forwards, Redford’s heads were soon starting to drop, every
ruck and maul the devils were destroying the opposition with pure aggression and
immense firepower. The devils built on their lead and scored 4 more trys before
half time.
During the break, Ireland
and the captain Zoolander gave the devils some words of wisdom on how to get the
most out of a game that looks as if it is a walk over the devils returned to the
battle, with the score at 0-0.
From the off the Devils
commenced with their barrage playing some excellent Rugby doing the basics well,
we saw some excellent solo try’s by Toby, Poyser, and Ackers are a few to
mention.
In all fairness despite the
score Retford never gave up despite their hammering and managed to score a
couple of consolation trys in the second half.
To summarize the complete
Devil squad put in 100% effort which made the day look easy, and keeping up the
pressure for 80 minutes and staying professional. Man of the match for the
second week running goes to Toby Dean for an inspirational performance at fly
half.
Match Report by Bill the
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28th Oct'06:
Mellish 05 - 19 Derby |
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Once
again the Derby Development XV (the Devils) strode out onto the pitch looking
for the much needed win. For many weeks the Devils have been the better team in
various matches, but through a string of unfortunate circumstances the win has
eluded the team. However, with Halloween fast approaching, the supernatural
powers of the Devils were seen to increase.
I strong
opening against the wind, found the Devils putting Mellish under vast amounts of
pressure, and after some notable forwards play, saw crafty scrum half Alex
Poyser crossing the line to begin the onslaught.
With all
credit to Mellish, they fought back throughout the match, but they did not stand
up to the pounding from the forwards and backs alike apart from, against the
odds, managing to sneak a try. This occurance did not last long, as the Devils
soon found themselves back in the Mellish half, and from a back row move off a
scrum, Mick Mead leapt over the tryline like a man possessed to score the second
derby try.
The game
continued with the same vigour, and Mellish fought on, but the strength of the
Devils was too much for them. Although Buss made great impact in the centre’s
Tris Poyser and he swapped positions. Buss strengthened the backrow, but Tris
made an instant impact in the backs with a line-breaking run. The ball was
skilfully moved through the hands of Gadsby, and onto Chopper Paylor, who
finished the movement with ease and style. The culmination: a great Derby try.
The
outcome was a great Devils win, and well deserved. Highlights of the match? All
three tries were well worked and well deserved. Great effort from all players to
make the Devils proud, and man of the match; Toby Dean for some inspiring
fly-half play.
Can’t
wait for next week, and another Devilish win!!! Devils SCRREEEAAMMMM!!!!!
Match Report by Chris
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21st Oct'06: West Bridgford 28 - 08
Derby |
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Once
again, the Derby Devils took to the pitch with the intention of spinning through
the opposition like Dervishes. Unfortunately, some last minute changes in
availability made this seem like less of a certainty than it was a mere 24 hours
prior. Regardless of the last minute changes, the wailing banshee Devils ran out
to face their day’s battle.
West
Bridgford’s team came out strong, but not strong enough for the formidable
Devil’s pack, which soon forced play back to 5m from the West Bridgeford’s line,
and created a scrum in our favour. Which supernatural strength from the front
row of, Brian Anderson, Colin Luscombe and Sandy J, the Scrum was held together
as the rest of the pack drove it forward. This lead to an early drive over try
scored from the No. 8’s feet by scrum half, Tris Poyser.
After
this monumental effort from the forwards, the following kick off was plucked
from the sky by Tim Leicester, leaping like a salmon. This ball, taken forward
once again showed our strength against the opposition as we romped from
breakdown to breakdown. West Bridgford then scored a breakaway try.
The match
resumed and after lengthy periods of fantastic forward interplay, Mick Mead took
the ball and charged at the line, with three West Bridgford players hanging off
his back, this demonic effort saw the Devils in the lead.
The
Devils backline saw great possession provided by the forwards, however, on
finding its way there, they were put under pressure, as this was the area of the
aforementioned last minute player changes. The ball being spun to the backs
found a line of back row players, and out of position backs, demonstrating much
less organisation than the pack. The best was made from all of the possession,
and although hellish tackles were made by Gadsby and Zooie in the centres and
Muirhead on the wing, West Bridgford managed to find their way through to score
on a couple more occasions.
Highlights of the match - great backrow play from Pearce, Poutney and Ackford,
some fantastic lines of running from No 8 come winger Goring, and some
interesting pressure placed upon new fly-half, Ireland.
Although
this was not the win hoped for, the score does not in any way reflect the
dominance Derby had on the match in all areas. This was a great match, and
regardless of the forced changes to the team sheet, each player stepped up to
give their full efforts, and provide a performance that would make the club
proud.
Bring on
next week - Deeevills Sceeeamm!!!
Match Report by Chris
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14th Oct'06:
Derby 08 - 38 Ilkeston 2nd XV |
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A fine October day
saw a vastly rejigged Derby "Stompin' Mud Devils" travel not to Southwell as
billed, but to Ilkeston to pitch battle against their 2nd XV. The Mud Devils
were also not as advertised, with 7 last-minute call ups decimating the original
lineup. Unfortunately, this left the Stompin' Mud Devils with only 15 players,
which was to prove costly.
Ilkeston kicked
off, and quickly went one score up as Derby were caught cold from the changing
room. Some stern words from captain Ireland didn't appear to soak in, as
Ilkeston struck again minutes later taking the score to 14-0 after 10 minutes
through some very suspect Derby defence.
A nightmare start
kicked the Mud Devils into action as they upped their defence, and finally
managed to get on the front foot and maintain possession of the ball. Some good
phases of play took Derby down deep into the Ilkeston 22, where some cynical
killing of the ball gave Derby a penalty in front of the sticks. Sensing a good
opportunity to get scores on the boards, Fearny duly obliged, splitting the
uprights with the nudge bringing the score to 14-3 to Ilkeston.
Derby were now
gaining in confidence, and again advanced into the Ilkeston 22. Unfortunately, a
nasty injury to the 58-year old Paylor in the back row meant that the 1st half
came to a close after 25 minutes. Everyone wishes him a speedy recovery.
Down to 14 men,
the two captains agreed to let Derby borrow two Ilkeston players for the second
half, which kicked off with Derby again pressing the Ilkeston half as they
started to put some phases together and contained Ilkeston with some
much-improved defence - especially some massive back row hits. However, class
started to tell and Ilkeston were using the space they created well, outflanking
the Derby defence and capitalising on Derby mistakes to score three unanswered
tries, kicking two conversions making the score 33-3 to Ilkeston
The Stompin' Mud
Devils were not licked yet. With admirable character, they continued to carry
the game to Ilkeston. The forwards, who fought valiantly for parity all game,
started to turn over Ilkeston scrum ball which No.8 Archer used to probe deep
into Ilkeston territory. Belatedly, Derby were coming to life as the backs found
holes in the opposition defence and linked well with the forwards. Good link
play led to a try for scrum half Poyser, rewarded for some good distribution
during the game. Fearny was wide with the nudge, making the score at 33-8 to
Ilkeston.
Derby tried
valiantly to play out the final 5 minutes without shipping another score.
Despite some awesome defensive work close to the line, especially holding up a
driving maul for what seemed an eternity, Ilkeston found space to dot down out
wide. With the score at 38-8, the referee blew the final whistle. After a
frankly poor start, where Derby looked like cannon fodder for Ilkeston to run
at, the Stompin' Mud Devils turned it around in terms of effort - everyone
manned up well, and could be proud of their efforts.
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7th Oct'06:
Derby 24 - 12 Syston |
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It was a nice sunny afternoon on the 7th of
October
as the Devils ran out onto the hallowed turf at
Haslams
lane looking to claim their second consecutive scalp.
After the best warm up in history, masterminded by Jon ‘the boy’ Cartledge, the
game started with the Devils flying into the face of the opposition at every
opportunity.
Several good runs by the forwards,
including Bill ‘the kill’ Keating, who
showed everyone how to gain yardage, resulted in a plentiful supply of ball to
the backs. The two centres, Cartledge and Worthington, with a roll on- roll off
cameo appearance
by C5W, worked well and looked to break the gain line so often with little half
breaks (even though they occasionally looked for their dummy half-backs) and a
scorching run by Gadsby getting stopped just short of the line saw the devils
pushing for their first try.
More supperb pressure by the forwards Mills, Budzynski and Paul ‘the mountain’
Archer, eventually saw the ball released down the line with Alec ‘speed machine’
Jardine trotting over for his first try of the game. This was converted by the
new boy Dave Fearn who, if he maintains this sort of form, looks likely to keep
his place at 10 (or any other positon you want Dave for whatever it costs for
however long you want it whenever you want it mate just ask. The manager)
From the kick off Syston started well with a few surprising breaks. The Devils
seemed to have gone to sleep and managed to soak up 5 minutes of pressure
looking like they had nearly turned the tide when Syston’s backs broke out of
their half and a deft little chip ahead beat the Devils back line. The ball took
a twist away from Ireland allowing their very very very fast young winger to
chip the ball from the full backs reach. The veteran, now on his 17th comeback
and looking as lean as ever, picked himself up and gave chase not allowing the
very very very fast winger to pull too far away. One more chip of the ball saw
the winger move into the last 15 metres of the chase where at this point Ireland
realised his turbo had broken and would not be available for the rest of the
game. At that moment Syston scored and a legend of yesteryear was humbled.
The devils kicked off and again the forwards wreaked havoc. Ackford and
Pountney, with more blistering breaks by Bill ‘The Kill’(one to watch for the
future) secured great ball and,
with the veteran Bates, ensured that
the front row destroyed their oppositon, running them back mercilessly in the
scrums
(never seen Colin ‘cornish’ Luscombe
smile so much).
The pressure led to C5W nearly scoring, going over the line only to lose the
ball to thier smallest bloke, but eventually the Devils had another score
courtesy of Worthington. Once again converted by god.The Devils went into the
second half with a lead but it was one scraped out in defiance rather than one
which should have been crafted.
The second half saw the devils trying to return back to the form they had in the
first half and some good running ensued.Some good return attacks by Phil
‘maddog’Maddocks, now at full back, saw the Devils backs break out of their own
half often, the ball finding the oldest winger in town a few times.
Syston,
however, had not read the script
beforehand and would not let the Devils have it all their own way.
Penalties were exchanged and
scored, by goldenballs of course, and this led to Derby only having a one score
advantage. Syston looked to try and build on this and exerted some great
pressure but the Devils continuosly fought back at every opportunity.
The last ten minutes of the game saw Syston
become frustrated and a poor piece of rucking saw Mr Archer depart the field
feeling rather dizzy.The game seemed to slip even further when a Syston forward,
deciding he couldn’t take anymore, tried to commit suicide by repeatedly
headbutting the knuckles of Mr Matt Bates’s hand. This resulted in the referee
asking Mr Bates to leave the field of play and take a seat as he was obviously
traumatised by the whole affair. More ball winning saw several attacks just
getting stopped short.
In the last ten minutes the forwards
secured the ball, aided by Mark Fountain,
and Trish Poyser
whipped the ball away and gave it out to the one and only ‘speed machine’
Jardine who went over for his second try and putting himself into the record
books as the leading try scorer for the Dev’s. This was converted by
Goldenballs, which was the most difficult kick and surely only he could have got
such a difficult kick. (You’re brill Dave, the manager.)
At this the referee, after another good game himself, decided to blow for full
time and the game was Derby’s, settled at 24-12. This was a good performance and
one the Devils know should have
been a little sharper but a win is a win and with the forthcoming training
sessions should enable the devs to play at their very best.
Match Report by Andy
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23rd Sept'06:
Derby 19 - 38 Hinckley |
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Hinckley
kicked off on a very warm sunny afternoon more akin to July than late September
and a Development side containing the returning Messrs. Archer and Turner plus
the robust experience of Ritchie, Ireland and skipper for the day McCartin (all
three resisting highly lucrative offers from the vets and with the
skipper constantly being spurred on by timely reminders that "reputation breaker
Big John T was waiting" - a bit like Robert Di Nero! but talking b******s not
Italian!) set about Hinckley with one purpose, to win! The Derby pack had the
better of the scrums, in the lineout Leicester and "Buddy" were outstanding and
in the loose the pack especially Craig and Archer ensured a constant supply of
good ball which if an understating, tactful and reluctant truth be told the
backline did not shall we say exactly make the best use of, much to the good
natured encouragement (total ******* despair) of the forwards!! Despite this
good breaks by ‘the manager’ Ireland, Craig, Gadsby and Fearn with good support
from 1 to 15 almost got points on the board on each occasion but it was Hinckley
seeming aided by a perceived refereeing "rub of the green" (although to be fair
the ref an old acquaintance of Derby had a decent game) and compounded by some
poor (sorry that is far too polite…..) woeful tackling (although we certainly
saved the best until the second half on that aspect!) took the lead and dished
out another dose just before half time to give a score that did not really
reflect the balance of play, possession or chances that should have had Derby in
front.
The
second half started as the first ended with Hinckley taking advantage of any
ball won by moving the it wide through their decent backline at every
opportunity from any position on the park!!. Good running and handling gave rise
to four more Hinckley tries arguably all four made somewhat easier by Derby's
significant and at times embarrassing inability to put in a single tackle as if
the ball carrier had a severe case of the bubonic plague! (The side step is an
attacking trait not a defensive one! - you know who I mean, don’t you ****!) In
the meantime normal service continued with a constant supply of good ball from
the forwards especially in the lineout where by now the highly promising Burke
had replaced Budzinski and Pountney swapped with the impressive Leicester.
Mounting pressure on the Hinckley defence eventually forced Hinckley's forwards
to transgress more frequently (with a bit of covert encouragement from Archer
and Ritchie). From one of these infringements an attacking lineout saw the pack
drive Hinckley over the line with Keating eventually claiming the try despite
Moorcroft being sure it was he who scored! (Great little cameo and celebration
there Nev! but sadly five pints later 'Billy' decided you didn't get that one
afterall! Sorry mate) now in complete control Derby's pack moments later did a
repeat performance this time Pountney touching down, Fearn converting both.
Derby now scenting a comeback to put Lazarus to shame, when poised for a yet
another catch and drive, a seemingly harsh intervention from Stevie Wonder's
whistle, quick tap from Hinckley and by now the mandatory tackle avoidance’s
allowed Hinckley to go the length of the pitch to score, effectively finishing
the game. There was however still time for Derby to have the last say, good
forward driving and ball retention plus good handling from the backs took Derby
eight phases of play stretching the Hinckley defence far enough to eventually
allow Fearn to coast in unopposed and touch down what was one of the best tries
of the day, okay it took 80 minutes but showed just what could have
been......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite
the defeat Derby showed that the ability is there especially in the forwards and
the team is developing a good spirit and determination that will sooner rather
than later bring the Devs a much-deserved first win this season.....although a
bit of work on defence is required particularly the need to tackle the
opposition ball carrier!
(That
might just help somewhat!! )
Man of
the Match: Tim ‘lineout’ Leicester & Paul ‘twinkletoes’ Archer
Match
report: 003 Till-licensed to Kill, John Till “I scrummage folk like Batesy &
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2nd Sept'06:
Derby 12 - 50 Amber Valley |
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Deeeevviiillllsss!!!!
And with
the wails and the cries of banshees, the Derby Devils rose from the depths of
purgatory to walk amongst mere men once more. As we stepped out onto the pitch
it was apparent that the summer months were over as the horizontal rain pelted
across the pitch.
The fist
half ensued and a fiery battle was made by all, but focused by the hits being
taken by the back row Gadsby and Ewan “The Dr.” Craig. The scrumages were a
supernatural display of strength with un-human forces being withheld by “Wu”
Walters and “The Mighty Cormack”. The first half line outs were not helped by
the uninviting weather, but Luscombe’s ball still managed to find its way to the
hands of the dervishes.
The first
half was permeated with a number of tries, unfortunately not our own, but the
Devils backline made some hellish runs, from the likes of Rob “Chopper” Paylor
and Andy “The Inferno” Fearn.
The
second half showed the Deeeviills!! in a better light than the first, with the
fire of Hell (or Derby at least) burning bright. Storming runs by the backs
resulted in a strong try from Alec “Jarhead” Jardine and a great piece of
forward interplay soon saw another from Nathan Ritchie. Hats off and three
pronged forks down to the rousing performances from Jodie “The Goose” Else and
the out of body moves performed by “Normski” Collier, that lead to his body
failing him (get well soon Norm).
This, the
first match of the season over, will have been the hardest for the Deeeviillls!!
(screams) being roused from the warmths of Hell, and regardless of the outcome,
a good battling spirit all round.
Bring on
next week!!!
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